NEW EP - COMING DECEMBER 2026
Loud Hearts.
Broken Fingernails.
Six songs. Three men old enough to know better. Guitars turned up far beyond the recommended dosage.
Turn it upMeet the DILFs
The Record
Pop-punk, garage rock and emotionally questionable decisions — soon-to-be-available on a tasteful shade of lower-back-pain blue.
Track Listing
1Your Therapist Knows My Name2Emily †3The Best New Music4Vicarious5The Ones That Got Away6Emotionally Available* (*Terms Apply)
All songs Beverley/Brooks/Deutsch © 2026 Lower Back Catalogue Music
Meet The DILFs
Ady (Tenerife)
lead & rhythm guitars, backing vocals. A professional musician who ought to know better, you can catch Ady in his day job performing as a David Bowie tribute act and bar entertainer in Los Cristianos.
lead & rhythm guitars, backing vocals. A professional musician who ought to know better, you can catch Ady in his day job performing as a David Bowie tribute act and bar entertainer in Los Cristianos.
Jon (Normandy)
lead & backing vocals, drums, bass, occasional guitars. The titular ‘Jonny’ is not actually (as far as he knows) himself a DILF (unless you count his late Golden Retriever and current cat). The least talented singer of the group, he insists on singing, mostly because his lyrics are 100% autobiographical.
lead & backing vocals, drums, bass, occasional guitars. The titular ‘Jonny’ is not actually (as far as he knows) himself a DILF (unless you count his late Golden Retriever and current cat). The least talented singer of the group, he insists on singing, mostly because his lyrics are 100% autobiographical.
Shoulda Been In A Boy Band (Florida)
lead (†) & backing vocals, bass guitar, guitars, keyboards. aka Gslacks, he has a ‘proper job’, so remains partly anonymous. His desire to make us record country songs remains unfulfilled.
lead (†) & backing vocals, bass guitar, guitars, keyboards. aka Gslacks, he has a ‘proper job’, so remains partly anonymous. His desire to make us record country songs remains unfulfilled.
Dianne (London)
backing & harmony vocals. A bona fide West End superstar, Dianne provides her amazing vocals from time-to-time. We keep writing songs for her, but she reckons she’s ‘not cool enough’ for them. We beg to differ.
backing & harmony vocals. A bona fide West End superstar, Dianne provides her amazing vocals from time-to-time. We keep writing songs for her, but she reckons she’s ‘not cool enough’ for them. We beg to differ.
Still Loud. Still Learning.
Jonny & The DILFs is an international virtual band based in Normandy (France), Tenerife (Spain) and Florida (USA). They make songs about bad decisions, good guitars, people who got away, people who probably should have, and the dawning suspicion that growing older and growing up are entirely separate things.
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Songs for people who now make a noise when they stand up.
Songs for people who now make a noise when they stand up.